- Kristen Bell can sing and everyone is surprised
- Jonathan Groff sings for 51 seconds wtf
- Hans is a douche
- Idina Menzel could sing the phone book and I would cry
- [muffled sounds of Boss Ass Bitch playing in the distance]
- I’m not crying you’re crying
- Let’s see it again
Blaine Warbler Anderson,
I have never loved another.
Except for last year when I was in love with my stepbrother.
I admire you almost as much as I admire the late Alexander McQueen
You’re exquisite when you sing.
How I’ve missed our impromptu performances
In the Dalton academy halls, the rooms, the bleachers.
Where the hell were all the teachers.
We’ve seen everything eye to eye,
All the pain, all the hurt
At least we did until my last growth spurt
We’ve shared so many intimate moments
Memories that shine in glitter
Just the two of us,
Facebook, Myspace,Tumbr, and Twitter.
Since we’ve met it’s been absolute heaven:
For your Emmy consideration 2011.
But through all the glory, the scary, and the hype,
I swear to god I’m going to punch the next person who calls me a stereotype.
I’m so thankful to have found a partner as talented as me
And forever we shall be, unless the writers change things in season three.
- Glee Live Klaine Skit, Dublin, Final Show
(I thought we were missing some things after I heard the full poem.)
And Chris Colfer’s comment on the Klaine skits:
i like online shopping and putting everything i want in a cart then checking my subtotal and laughing and closing the tab
The real world.
This is from That’s So Raven, where Chelsea and Raven apply to work at the same clothing shop. Chelsea is white; Raven is black. Chelsea gets the job, despite being utterly horrible at it, while Raven, who has a deep interest in fashion and knows how to handle clothes, does not. The girls find this deeply suspicious, so Chelsea wears a hat with a camera on it and questions the employer. The employer admits what she does in the gif above and Chelsea and Raven submit the footage to a news station.
And THAT is why That’s So Raven is the best TV show ever.
my friends sister was telling me about how in highschool a guy tried to take a picture up her skirt as she was walking up stairs and she saw, grabbed his phone, broke it in half, and handed it back to him and said “you can tell your mom why your phones broken”
why do people say “don’t be a pussy” when talking about weakness more like “don’t be a man’s ego” because you know there isn’t nothing more fragile than that
because “pussy” is the shortened form of the word “pusillanimous”, which means “timid, cowardly”
and not the slang word for the female genital region?
literally no one else knows this. nobody.
“but your opinion was different a month ago”
oh my god, you’re absolutely right
learning, growing and changing the way you think is completely unnaceptable
i’m sorry for not being immutable
i went to a new school when i started second grade and i still remember what my parents said to me as they dropped me off on my first day at the new school: “dont do your yoshi impression, it’s weird and you’ll make no friends.”
Love is lame tbh, it only gets you like 7 points in scrabble
Hw isn’t getting done
she still loves sleeping up here.
Base By: Jahrenesis